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Victory awaits! Do you have what it takes to climb the leaderboard?
How to Get Started
- Pick anything below — prices start at $5.
- Add it to your cart and check out.
- Checkout sets up your account, credits your VP, and puts you on the Leaderboard.
Merch Shop
Victory Points
$1 per 100 VPThe score that never expires. Buy it directly, or pick it up as a bonus on anything else in the Shop.
Characters
$14 each· includes+307 VPWhy develop a personality when you can just buy a better one? Choose the face of your climb.
Profile Backgrounds
$12 each· includes+293 VPBecause your climb deserves better scenery. Give your profile a backdrop worthy of the money you put into it.
Row Skins
$10 each· includes+313 VPYour spot on the leaderboard is already important. Make sure everyone can tell which row they’re supposed to be jealous of.
Equipment
$9 each· includes+331 VPGear up for the climb. None of it makes you better at combat, which is convenient because there isn’t any.
Badges
$6 each· includes+227 VPProof that you were there, did the thing, or at least paid enough to look like you did.
Ribbons
Some achievements deserve recognition. Others deserve a decorative strip of pixels pinned prominently to your profile.
Class
$6 each· includes+239 VPPick a role. Any role. You’re not actually going to have to learn how to play it.
Stat Points
$1 per point· includes+33 VP per pointReal money, permanently applied to a made-up number. Split points across any stats you like.
Strength Points
Dexterity Points
Intelligence Points
Rizz Points
0 points — $0
8-Bit Boombox
$9
The volume knob no longer moves. It is permanently stuck on 11.
Includes 331 VP